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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:07 pm    Post subject: Fnnnaaaarrr Fnnnaaaarrr Reply with quote

In a very puerile, childish and unsophisticated way... I did find this Surrey Mirror headline highly amusing....

Surrey Police find crack between drug dealer's buttocks

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favourite was seen a few years back on one of those posters outside a newsagents:

Hero policeman disarms man with machete.....

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil T wrote:
My favourite was seen a few years back on one of those posters outside a newsagents:

Hero policeman disarms man with machete.....

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Reminds me of the famous cricket commentary many years ago.......

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey Shocked
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